I think every house needs an Oscar.

He will:

decorate your apartment with stolen yard ornaments stolen by his best friend.
help your roommates jump a car battery in the rain.
fix the annoying sounds in your hot water heater/air conditioner.
run errands with your roommates.
eat whatever you fix.
grow an afro right before your eyes.
decipher the difference from real reality TV from fake reality TV.
keep you informed on the lastest sports and weather.
stay entertained all day with the plasma screen TV and Whiskey while you are in class/doing homework.
take care of your dog while you go to college.
and he is friendly, congenial, and sociable.


He's not really a visitor anymore...he's basically a new roommate. We like him.